Mother! whose virgin bosom was uncrost
With the least shade of thought to sin allied.
Woman! above all women glorified,
Our tainted nature’s solitary boast;
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I deactivated my Twitter account. Too much noise, not enough signal.
My 2 year old son is such a bean pole that none of his pants will stay up. I knew I’d probably have to yell at the kids to pull their pants up, but this is much sooner than I expected!
What do you do with extremists, the oxford comma and pedants?
My daughter just told me that she wants to drink her coffee black when she grows up. ??
∞SOON
This is the age old question that has plagued our Op-Ed sections for decades. Finally, I have the answer for you.
How is my daughter so good at Hi Ho Cherry-O?!
OH MY GOSH MISS FRIZZLE IS A TIME LORD AND THE BUS IS A TARDIS!