Mother! whose virgin bosom was uncrost
With the least shade of thought to sin allied.
Woman! above all women glorified,
Our tainted nature’s solitary boast;
My 2 year old son is such a bean pole that none of his pants will stay up. I knew I’d probably have to yell at the kids to pull their pants up, but this is much sooner than I expected!
What do you do with extremists, the oxford comma and pedants?
My daughter just told me that she wants to drink her coffee black when she grows up. ??
This is the age old question that has plagued our Op-Ed sections for decades. Finally, I have the answer for you.
will be playing a lot tomorrow, depending on the outcome. ∞
How is my daughter so good at Hi Ho Cherry-O?!
OH MY GOSH MISS FRIZZLE IS A TIME LORD AND THE BUS IS A TARDIS!