I deactivated my Twitter account. Too much noise, not enough signal.
My 2 year old son is such a bean pole that none of his pants will stay up. I knew I’d probably have to yell at the kids to pull their pants up, but this is much sooner than I expected!
How is my daughter so good at Hi Ho Cherry-O?!
OH MY GOSH MISS FRIZZLE IS A TIME LORD AND THE BUS IS A TARDIS!
I find it funny that Internet Explorer’s so-called Compatibility Mode breaks compatibility with the vast majority of websites.